The Met Gala Aura-Splained

Not a fashion critique, but it is an aura critique.

The annual dress up of celebrities was this past Monday and commenting on clothing is SO overdone… so let’s aura-splain it instead.

Anna Wintour Scares Me

Anna has a yellow and purple aura.

Anna’s yellow aura is pervasive, it's sharp looking and yeah, it totally freaks me out. She uses her purple not only to be in a creative world of high scale fashion, but also to read her environment and use that laser yellow to find flaws everywhere. Her auric stare is equivalent to getting a cat scan, this lady sees everything.

Do they want to be here?

Zendaya has a purple and blue aura

She kind of has a floaty vibe to her. She gives me the feeling that she's here, yes, but also not. To me, she just feels very good at separating work from life. And this Met Gala is work, not life.

Chappell Roan has a turquoise and purple aura

Chappell feels like she got a bit type casted as always having something to say, and sometimes, you just don’t. It's getting a bit hard to be the relatable outcast when you get invited to things like the Met Gala, and I feel like this is in conflict with her aura. I just get this was kind of an imposter syndrome moment.

Awkward Ex’s

Barry has an indigo, purple and green aura

Barry is looking a little sheepish. His indigo is making him energetically MIA in plain sight. I think he overplayed a bit of his popularity and had a sharp smack from reality when word got out about his ego behind the scenes. As a purple and green, he feels creative and at times erratic… but his indigo has taken over at this moment and he seems to revert to the safety of being sheepishly mysterious.

Sabrina Carpenter has a pink, purple and yellow aura

Sabrina isn’t being as energetically shiny as she normally is. It's possibly because her pink is pushed to the back of her aura, and I am seeing mostly a lot of yellow and purple up front. Pinks can hide away their energy when they don’t feel they can protect it properly in a setting.

Doing their own thing

Lorde has a turquoise, purple and indigo aura

Lorde’s energy feels apart, here but not here. Like she deals with a lot of this celebrity hoopla by dissociating and falling back into the protection of her absorbent turquoise and mysterious indigo. I don’t see a ton of purple in her aura, but it's tucked away. I would say, this is possibly just not her thing, but she will view it as performance art and show up anyhow.

Pamela Anderson has a pink and blue aura

Pamela sometimes wears purple energy to these public events, but lately it’s just been a lot of pink and blue out and proud. To me, she's just really perfected a brand new way of not GAF about one freaking thing and I eat this vibe up.

The appropriate amount of drama

Janelle Monae has a blue, green and purple aura

Janelle has a green/purple aura ability to execute this creative moment with some engineered precision. Green purples have a unique way of viewing how visions play out and intersect, resulting in this, the perfect nod to the theme and dramatic contribution to the night.

Diana Ross has a purple and red aura

I never once felt the need to shout out, “QUEEN!” at someone, but in this photo I do. It’s enough for me to basically forget for a millisecond that this whole gala is a self-indulgent nonsense fest. That's what Diana’s fierce and unapologetic and hardworking red/purple aura can do.

This feels weird

Aimee Lou Wood has a purple and blue aura and Walton Goggins has a red and purple aura.

The internet made some sort of conspiracy theory rift between them a thing, and now here they are on the red carpet. I think it got weird, because people kept saying it was.

They both have a strong dedication to their craft as actors and my take on whatever happened was that they just got really into their work. Purple actors can walk a real fine line between reality and art when they commit themselves. It’s actually a sign that they are delivering authenticity to their characters.

My take: Perhaps they’d be “together forever” as Rick and Chelsea, but in real life, they may bump heads with those STRONG purple auras.

Sisters feeling off

Kim has a pink aura

Kim’s aura is mostly pink but since her divorce from Kanye, she's been wearing some yellow with it. I actually get a little stressed looking at her aura and I want to give her a hug here. She feels anxious, and I get that she isn’t as comfortable as usual. And I think she's never quite comfortable, so that's saying a lot.

Kylie Jenner has a purple and blue aura

Kylie’s aura looks kind of darker to me, which just suggests she kind of would rather be elsewhere. I get some sort of behind-the-scenes mayhem which feels like its distracting her from being in the moment. I get a fidgety feeling, like she just wants to go.

What do you think? Which auras made you care about the Met Gala?